OBEYKUBE's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ra: Last Breath]

I'm not sure why...

But I found that movie to be fucking funny. So cheesy you could spread it on a Ritz. Good work guy.

[SEXY SIMDATE HENTAI LESBO]

D4rkstar Strikes Back...or Again...^_^;

Well D4rkstar has done it again. Made it passed judgement, fooled NG users, and most like doubled if not tripled his view by false promises of cartoon tits and ass. And once again NG users look like chodes with their lack luster a-typical responses of: OMG, you suck, die, blam this movie, I hump cats, this movie sux, where are the boobs, and ect. The jokes on you teenage NG user dork and D4rkstar is just laughing his ass off. Good work man.

Duckshirt responds:

WTF? DONT YOU WANT TIFA HENTAI?

[LESBIAN SEX PAL SIM DATE]

What can I say, I'm starting to get it.

Despite have Mr. -D4rkstar- reply to my last review of Horny Hentai Sex (Insert the rest here) with the humorous statement: GO PENIS SOMEONE. I actually have to say I'm starting to enjoy your random work and your uncanny ability to piss off (and on) the majority of NG users. -D4rkstar- I salute you. Seriously. That's why I'm giving you a 10 in humor. I think it's funny that you know how to use Flash, how to draw, and how to make movies that'll piss people off. And your response (Sans mine) to people who haven't submitted anything to NG is nothing less than brilliant. Good job.

Duckshirt responds:

GO PENIS SOMEONE

loljkwtf

Newgrounds is a happy fun funf funfs place where we all come to say crazy flash movies are gay and where we whack of to imagionary cartoons gaahahh

its really funny though, i change the name of this movie and the views double... That's our Newgrounds!

[Eggman's Reprisal]

Not Bad, Not Great, Not Original.

You've got talent, why waste it on over-done cliches. You should develope something more original. You are good and you can make better then this.

[John Kerry in Vietnam]

OVER RATED.

I really don't think this would have done so well if it didn't use John Kerry as it's main character. This movie has a weak plot, no humor, pathedic voice overs, no style, and was animated poorly. Although credit should be given where credit is deserved, you did make it to the front page, even if it was because of poor use of content and lack of skill.

[No W]

Good Solid Message.

In lue of this dorks review: "It was ok...But the popular vote doesn't matter in Pres. elections. It's all about the electoral." <- That's the point. That doesn't bother you? That your vote, assuming your of age and do in fact vote, doesn't have the weight it should? It doesn't bother you that your considered a second class citizen? Strange, it pisses me off.

[AC500 vs. Thugdoodykid]

I'm confused?

It took two flash "artists" (And I use that term very loosely) to create this bag of shit? How in the hell? Are the two of you conjoined... and lobotomized... and have lobster claws for hands? Because that's the only way I can see it taking two "people" (I use that term loosely as well) to make this horrible excuse of a flash animation.

[Counter-Strike Parody]

I've flushed stuff more interesting than this.

This movie lacks more than I'm willing to list. But here goes: Story, Plot, Humor, Animations, Effort, Skill, Intellengence, a duck, coherence, depth, all the basic fundamentals of a movie production, lasting appeal (or any appeal at all after the first sight of the characters), style, originality, Canadians, credible dialogue, purpose, continuity, romance, drama, integrity, pride, gratitude, libido, space aliens, identity, principle, and last and certainly not least TALENT.
Try not to hang yourself after this review because it would be a shame to waste good rope like that... Just kidding... but you still suck.